Tuesday, 27 January 2015

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? 
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of  the bloody apple!

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? 
A: A teabag.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? 
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: Who is a gynecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, 
where most people find pleasure.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes.
 All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'? 
The animals told him......... ..'Your tail is in the front'

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today.... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... 

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, 
but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Q : What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, 
riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... 
backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days 
and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. 
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? 
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy....

Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night in between two legs..

ലക്ഷണം : "കേളിന്ദ്രവജ്രയ്ക്ക് തതം ജഗംഗം"

അതായത് ഗണം ഗണം ഗണം ഗുരു ഗുരു

ഗണങ്ങള്‍ ഓര്‍ത്തുവയ്ക്കാന്‍:
ആദി മദ്ധ്യാന്ത വര്‍ണ്ണങ്ങള്‍ ലഘുക്കള്‍ യരതങ്ങളില്‍
ഗുരുക്കള്‍ ഭജസങ്ങള്‍ക്ക്
മനങ്ങള്‍ ഗല മാത്രമാം

അതായത് ആദ്യം, മദ്ധ്യം, അവസാനം ലഘു (v) വന്നാല്‍ v-- (യ), -v- (ര), --v (ത)
അതായത് ആദ്യം, മദ്ധ്യം, അവസാനം ഗുരു (-) വന്നാല്‍ -vv (ഭ), v-v (ജ), vv- (സ)
എല്ലാം ഗുരു മഗണം (---)
എല്ലാം ലഘു നഗണം (vvv)

ലഘു, ഗുരു, മാത്ര.
അക്ഷരങ്ങള്‍ ഉച്ചരിക്കനെടുക്കുന്ന സമയം അനുസരിച്ച് മാത്രകളായി തരം തിരിക്കുന്നു. ലഘുവിനു ഒരു മാത്ര ഗുരുവിനു രണ്ടു മാത്ര

ദീര്‍ഘം, അനുസ്വാരം, വിസര്‍ഗം തുടങ്ങിയവ വന്നാല്‍ ഗുരു
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